my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
If you think instrumental music is stupid you can decrescendo out of my life
Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.
EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW
NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES
Alfred F. Jones skateboarding into your classroom saying “don’t do communism kids” and falling out the window
I googled that name because I didn’t recognize that historical figure’s name but then it turned out to be FUCKING HETALIA
[MUFFLED IM THE HEROs IN THE BACKGROUND]
bae finally proposed<33
petition to have a falcon movie
just imagine how excited anthony mackie would be for it, like that in itself would make my day
the most unrealistic thing about young adult novels is that none of the teenagers swear
In which Martin is an A class player with mad game
and Ben is a fucking nerd as usual
A day will come when you think yourself safe and happy, and suddenly your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth, and you’ll know the debt is paid.